Run-ning Amok

Sometimes it's hard to resist being naughty. I'm not talking about really naughty. I'm just talking about mischievous. So you ...

Conversation from the senior citizen's home. Me : Would you like me to get you more yoghurt while I'm shopping tomorrow?  Him...

I need a new car. People often use the word 'need' instead of 'want' and I've been known to do this myself. But not in...

The end of 2016 is staring me right in the face. Well it is when I go to the toilet and shut the door because that's where we keep the c...

I nearly died yesterday. No joke. I'm serious. Deadly serious. (See what I did there?) Luckily I didn't or else you wouldn't g...

Have you ever have something weird happen to you in a race? I'm not talking about farting, burping, wetting yourself, pooping, or vomi...

Not dead! I know you were probably wondering. And secretly suspecting Iven of something nefarious. Because it's the quiet ones that yo...