Tuesday's one of my favourite days of the week. I've said it before and it still holds true. Yes, it's speed session and speed session holds a special kind of hurt but it's one of those sessions that challenges me and I always end up feeling immensely satisfied at the end for putting in a solid effort of hard running. Plus I have breakfast with a friend afterwards where we can talk about running to our hearts content without anyone's eyes rolling back in their heads.
So it was with a sense of anticipation that I got out of bed. I walked into the kitchen, turned on the light and peered through the darkness in the lounge room to get the sleepy morning greetings from the wolf pack when I noticed that something was wrong. A waft of something foul assaulted my delicate nostrils. And was it? Yes it was! Three dark patches on the carpet.
I flicked the light on. Ughhh! Someone had a sick tummy. A really sick tummy. A 'how in hell am I going to clean this slop off the carpet' sick tummy. And how was I going to get it done in the tight time frame before having to leave for speed.
I have to confess that I did momentarily think of leaving it for Iven to clean up. But there are rules in our house. Whoever finds it has to clean it. And because I made up the rule, I really am obliged to keep it. So I set about it. Wads of tissues in hand. Bucket of disinfectant and rags by my side. Eternally grateful that it was our bin pick-up day so that vile, disgusting plastic bag wouldn't be in there for more than a few hours.
I got it all done and was out the door on time. Which did make me wonder why I give myself so much time to get ready normally. I'm clearly capable of getting ready in less than ten minutes, having achieved that benchmark twice in the last week.
The session went well. Breakfast was nice and then it was back home to see if any more liquid brown joy awaited me. I peered into the lounge room with a little fear and trepidation. Phew! Nothing - except the lingering odour of what had gone before. So I decided to open up the glass doors and air the room. And that's when I found it. Ground zero. The plug that had been trying to hold back the tide. Luckily solid enough to just pick up (with a tissue not my hand - I'm not that gross!) and throw into the toilet.
But this was a gift that just kept giving. I flushed the toilet only to have it block. That parcel, so lovingly given a burial at sea, was threatening a resurrection. I grabbed the toilet brush and frantically jabbed and poked it into submission.
Note to self - buy a new toilet brush today!
This tale ends well. The toilet did eventually flush. Iven woke up before me the next day and got his fair share of cleaning duties - a good marriage is all about sharing. Ricky (yes, he was the culprit but who can be mad at a puppy who smiles at you and wags his tail pathetically because he's happy to see you even if he's feeling really sick) is now feeling much better.
Our carpet, however, will never be the same.
Ah the joys of dog-ownership!
I like dogs and all, but...no thanks. I'm sometimes glad we have a no-pets rental.ReplyDelete
Wait a minute, haven't you had your hand up a cow's insides or whatever it is they have you do in vet school?...what's a little poop next to that?ReplyDelete
Because our little ones sleep in our bed they wake us up if they're sick and we carry them into the bathroom where it's tiled. My chihuahua has an extremely sensitive stomach and can't eat anything except his regular dog food. Poor Ricky... and poor you. Even though dog poo is vile I still don't think it smells as bad as cat poo.ReplyDelete
Oh poor Ricky. I hope he's feeling completely better now. Yes, my two 15-yr old Bichons, give me plenty of canine "joy" these days.ReplyDelete
AHHHHHH! I feel your pain! Just this morning my daughter woke me up with "Dad, Jack pooped on the carpet upstairs." Clearly I need to institute your brilliant "You find it, you clean it" rule!ReplyDelete
Poor puppy! Hope he's feeling better!!!ReplyDelete
I'm like isn't my puppy cute... or Dawn your dog has made a mess! funny how the owership changes!!!ReplyDelete
back to the running now (or cakes!)
Oh dear... I think I'll stick to goldfish - when I'm ready for that level of responsibility!ReplyDelete
And still after reading this ... I would buy a dog. Sh*t happens :) and indeed the look on his face and the tail wiggling when you get home makes it all worth while.ReplyDelete
All part of the "fun". I have these sessions often. We will not be putting in new carpets for many years to come...ReplyDelete
I hope Ricky will feel better soon. After I had read your post, I realised I can't have a dog at the moment.ReplyDelete
Poor Ricky ... we've unfortunately been down this road several times. And good job not leaving it for Iven ... Team Iven!ReplyDelete