Monday, December 6, 2010

T.M.I.


This post is probably in the realm of too much information. So if you're squeamish about bodily functions best look away now.

This morning was speed session. Now for speed session I have to take some special precautions. I've had three fairly good sized babies and sometimes, the extra strain of running speedily causes some unwanted issues. (For the slower among you who take a while to pick up on things - issues = wee and precautions = pad) Ha ha - now I bet you're wishing you looked away.

We've been having lots of rain so the humidity, although it wasn't actually raining at the time, was 93% and when the sun came out it may as well have been raining with the sweat my clothes had to soak up.

After the session I went to shower at the athletics track. First of all I had to go to the loo to remove the aforementioned pad but, maybe due to all that sweating or substandard adhesive, the pad was already loose and it fell into the toilet. Oops! I knew it couldn't stay there because it might clog up the works so I tore off a piece of loo paper to fish it out with. I tried to turn and fish while still sitting but, being slippery with sweat, I slid off the seat. That has to be one of the most awkward moments I've had. I hope I don't have to explain the bruise on my buttocks to my husband.

(Disclaimer - the buttocks in the picture are not mine. Note the arm - it's way too hairy to be mine.)

17 comments:

  1. In a movie that would be a very funny scene but in real life it is rather scary. Hope your butt looks better than the one on the picture.
    On a more serious note, are you OK?

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  2. I'm so glad that picture isn't you - that bruise looks terrible! Assuming your bruise isn't that bad...that's sort of a funny story. If it is that bad...OUCH!

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  3. ouch...i really hope that your bruise isn't as bad as that pic! the things we have to do...:)

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  4. I'll be lucky if I get a bruise. The picture's just for effect. It was just such an embarrassingly, funny moment.

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  5. I hope this doesn't mean you are starting another "three."

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  6. Oh my, when I saw the photo I thought it can't be, you couldn't have had another accident. I'm glad that's not you. Take care!

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  7. After I had seen the photo I thought that's not you. I'm so glad that picture isn't you.

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  8. Wow that had to hurt!!

    Kevin
    http://halftriing.blogspot.com/

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  9. At Tuba Christmas they use plastic mouthpieces when it is cold!

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  10. I am glad that picture is not of you, OUCH!!

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