I HATE my boss! Yes, I know I'm self-employed but that woman can be such a b@#ch. I've just spent today working. Not unusual for a Monday except that this particular Monday was a public holiday. She made me work yesterday as well AND all of last weekend which was another long weekend. All the deadlines are rapidly approaching and I still have 20 unitards to make so there's every chance that I may have to work next weekend as well. But after the 15th of May I'm going to take a couple of days off - just because I deserve them.
I did manage to squeeze in a run before I started work this morning. It was one of my regular routes but I was able to start a little later than usual and I saw something that I thought was a little odd. A woman came running towards me wearing running shorts, running shoes and a boob tube. That's right - no running bra and no straps of any description. Granted she was young and probably still perky but how long does she plan on staying perky running along unfettered? The poor thing obviously failed Physics - being unable to grasp basic concepts such as Gravity and Newton's law of Inertia. I'm looking forward to seeing her in a few years time to see if the Physics I was taught in school is actually true.
The same happened to me. I had to spend 2 hours at work to plan the program of today (arrival of 14 ships)!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny about the girl and the tube top--what's up with that? And I can relate on the boss thing--I am self-employed too and can get a bit ticked at my boss as well!
ReplyDeleteoh dear, that can't be comfortable... perky or not! gotta protect the girls!!
ReplyDeleteTell your boss to relax a little. :)
ReplyDeleteI studied physics for years and I know for sure that gravity on boobs is twice that of gravity on other body parts. What is worse it increases with running. Don't they teach those kids anything these days in schools?
Beyond the whole gravity issue as relates to perkiness, I'd be worried that the top would roll down and provide a show for all around. 'Cause that's what would happen in my life...
ReplyDeleteI think you need to have a talk with your boss...
ReplyDeleteHaha! Boob tube runner :)
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you're not talking about my boss!! She makes me work weekends too...but, I can take time off when I feel I deserve too! Wouldn't have it any other way really :)
Funny post!
ReplyDeleteYicky unsupported boob-girl! She will regret that...oh wait. She'll probably just turn the ruined ones in for plastic later in life. Isn't that the mentality of a lot of young people?!
Well now, I like that tube top, but running in it? No way!! She's going to have saggy boobies in no time!!
ReplyDeleteTell your bitchy boss to take a chill pill. ;)